Some years ago, I spent a good chunk of my career working on the concept of moving the 24-hour News Channel concept pioneered by Ted Turner’s CNN, back in 1980, to the local television level. It was a pretty cool gig, and we built a half-dozen amazing newsrooms around the country, before the usual kind of business politics got in the way and it was time to move on to the next chapter of my career.
So I present that credential as a small token to support my claim that I know just a little bit about the idea of turning out television news on a 24/7/365 formula.
And let’s face facts, the All-Day, All-The-Time news and information stream business…is a mess.
CNN, which had the genre pretty much all to itself for about 15 years, before it was eclipsed by…. well, everybody it seems. There are 24-Hour “news” channels for the right (Fox), for the left (MSNBC), for the capitalists (CNBC), for the scores (ESPNews), for the shoppers (HSN, QVC, ShopNBC, etc).
Hell, even CNN’s own sibling network–the once completely serviceable and utilitarian “Headline News” has morphed into “HLN”, which has surpassed the mothership by being apparently willing to give everyone who can talk in a loud, shrill and annoying voice their own chance to imitate Larry King on a nightly basis. (See Nancy Grace, Joy Behar, etc.)
It’s just all too much, all the damn time.
As a defense against this overload of drive-thru information and opinions that never closes, I have developed a ritual of recording Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” each weeknight and then playing the weeks episodes all back on Saturday morning’s while I have some breakfast. It makes the weekend soooo much more tolerable from that point forward.
So this morning, I’m finishing up the four episodes from the week gone by (and by the way, Stewart–would it kill you guys to tape a show for Friday nights? What, your team is on the Johnny Carson plan of only working four damn days a week?)
And as I’m wiping the crumbs of a delicious bagel from my face it hit me like the flashing red graphics of a Breaking News Alert, just in from wherever the hell Breaking News alerts come from.
We need the Daily Show to become the Hourly Show. As in every hour of every day.
Comedy Central, or its corporate parent Viacom should start working on this immediately. Hell, CBS doesn’t even have its own 24-hour news network–it borrows people from CNN to fill out the 60 Minutes talent roster. This could be the answer to their need to amortize off the expense of running a network news division (which is considerable) and to figure out some kind of niche other than the current thinking of “We’ll be the sober, hard news guys in the tradition of Murrow, Cronkite, Wallace, and Rooney. (With that brief interruption from when Rather may have gone off the rails a bit.)
Tell me that you wouldn’t watch The Hourly Show for a reality check and some high quality tongue-in-cheek journalism on the news of the day, anytime of the day or night? Where else would you go for instant analysis of Sarah Palin deciding to end the biggest tease-fest ever by deciding not to run for the White House?
Aside from being a full-employment act for struggling comedians and comedy writers.. This idea could be nothing less than the salvation of our democracy.